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Quixote2010-05-05 05:51:37 +0000 #1
Here's one:

..............................................PERUZZI............................................... ..PANUCCI...........CANNAVARO......................SILVESTRE............R.CARLOS..

................................................PIRLO............................................... .................SEEDORF...............................................DAVIDS....................... ...........................................BERGKAMP................................................. .........................CRESPO..........................MUTU..............................

Subs: PAGLIUCA, GAMARA, COCO, EMRE, DALMAT, VDMEYDE, KANU

Resv: FREY, SIMIC, GEORGATOS, VAMPETA, KARAGOUNIS, MORFEO, KEANE


Ryan272010-05-05 05:58:32 +0000 #2
Not a bad team

Quixote2010-05-05 06:21:01 +0000 #3
Here's another, almost as funny:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well I guess we answered that question".
GiorgioII2010-05-05 06:46:27 +0000 #4
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quixote

Here's another, almost as funny:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well I guess we answered that question".

Very good

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Zek2010-05-05 07:41:59 +0000 #5
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at

the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her

hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint

to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to

write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"

What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair

smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

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