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simonwa2011-07-04 03:24:24 +0000 #1
I'm not a big dude, I'm only 5'8 but Im pretty muscular, I weigh about 165.

Anyway the other day at a party some kid spilled a bear on my and I got pissed.

The guy who spilled the bear basically ran out of the house.

But he had a friend who was a solid 6'1 to 6'3. And that guy decided to get in my face. Actually his chest was more in my face ROFL

One thing I've learned from jiu jitsu is not to instigate fights, so I just kept stepping back tellin the dude to back off.

But I only got a couple steps back b4 I got to a wall. And I didn't wanna be pinned against a wall so I pushed him one way and I stepped to the side.

He throws a punch and I dodge it and wrap up so theres no space punch.

I drop back and fall in guard, he throws another punch which I dodge and his arm ends up across my chest, ARM BAR!!!

I was like " ARE YOU DONNEEE??!? "

It was pretty exhilarating =)
BulldogWrestler2011-07-04 03:37:07 +0000 #2
OMFG TELL US MORE!

Hey - WAIT - do you happen to run a website or something?

Do you know a guy named Gomi? I bet you two would get a long real well.
Jackie2011-07-04 03:58:42 +0000 #3
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Originally Posted by simonwa

I'm not a big dude, I'm only 5'8 but Im pretty muscular, I weigh about 165.

Anyway the other day at a party some kid spilled a bear on my and I got pissed.

The guy who spilled the bear basically ran out of the house.

But he had a friend who was a solid 6'1 to 6'3. And that guy decided to get in my face. Actually his chest was more in my face ROFL

One thing I've learned from jiu jitsu is not to instigate fights, so I just kept stepping back tellin the dude to back off.

But I only got a couple steps back b4 I got to a wall. And I didn't wanna be pinned against a wall so I pushed him one way and I stepped to the side.

He throws a punch and I dodge it and wrap up so theres no space punch.

I drop back and fall in guard, he throws another punch which I dodge and his arm ends up across my chest, ARM BAR!!!

I was like " ARE YOU DONNEEE??!? "

It was pretty exhilarating =)

I hate it when someone throws a bear at me.
Haze2011-07-04 04:05:29 +0000 #4
bears suck. they're mean and stuff..
scrove2011-07-04 05:09:10 +0000 #5
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Originally Posted by Haze

bears suck. they're mean and stuff..

Insta-ban!
Haze2011-07-04 05:52:27 +0000 #6
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Originally Posted by scrove

Insta-ban!

STFU..

i was making a post as insightful and informative as the OP's..

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