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WarMachine Went Crazy At Porn Party

snake792010-05-13 12:22:16 +0000 #1

So much for War Machine's porn career.

The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:

"This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."

"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."

“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”
Humblefan2010-05-13 12:30:14 +0000 #2
That is nuts....what a dumbass crazy mofo. Thats not just the end of his Porn career its prolly the end of his MMA career too. All those charges against him you know he is gonna do some serious time in jail.

Meh I guess him and Junie can look out for eachother in prison!
Red Tex2010-05-13 12:34:07 +0000 #3
What is crazy to me is that War machine never seemed to act that crazy on TUF. You could tell that he probably had a pretty wild life and didn't have a lot of direction and the most maturity, but he didn't come off like a total out of control type of guy that would have multiple incidents like this one after another like Junie has had. As much of a dumbass that War machine sort of was on TUF, I rooted for him because he seemed like the kid that had potential, but just needed some fine tuning. He almost beat the farm boy in that one fight and had that other exciting fight against J-Rock that he won at the end. His fights were exciting to me actually.

Oh well. I guess it's time for him to go to prison now where he can fight all types of guys where there is no weight classes and it's all about numbers.
JKhrome12010-05-13 13:44:26 +0000 #4
i knew he had a darkside evenif he didnt act that way on the show, you could just tell IMO i figured something like this.............well not this but something in this nature he would do. I was thinkng more along the lines of DUI or some shit like that. The kid actually had something going for him doing Porn and MMA, even if he wasnt that good at either. he still had a name in the sport cause he fought in the UFC and did TUF show, now all for nothing.
Glenn P2010-05-13 13:30:31 +0000 #5
I think War machine would be a good bet in a dead pool...not that I am wishing that on him (would not do that) but he seems to be headed that way
totti 102010-05-13 14:28:16 +0000 #6
the twilight's spoof on the background made me giggles

p/s: i fcking hate twilight



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