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Hammer time!

Cbear2010-08-03 00:35:08 +0000 #1
No, not Mark the Hammer Cole-Man. Wait for it.....

Wait for it......

MC Hammer is gonna take over the mma management world.

He already has lil rappers Nate Marquardt and The Janitor signed.

Oh yes, its HAMMER TIME!!

www.mmaweekly.com/ab...leid=12183&zoneid=13
Cbear2010-08-03 00:50:39 +0000 #2
He should contractually make it mandatory that all of his fighters must walk to the cage wearing parachute pants and Rick James jamming the tunes.
seansloan2010-08-03 00:53:35 +0000 #3
Hopefully he isn't giving them financial advice
Cbear2010-08-03 01:18:13 +0000 #4
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Originally Posted by seansloan

Hopefully he isn't giving them financial advice

If you pretty much do the opposite of what he did you should be able to retire rich.
Vanno2010-08-03 01:02:33 +0000 #5
Hope the Hammer gets Roy Nelson. I'd love to see the master of the mullet crab walk down to the 'gon sporting hammer pants.

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Originally Posted by Cbear

If you pretty much do the opposite of what he did you should be able to retire rich.

Pretty much. Lesson one: don't invest in horses, they can't run as fast as you can bet.
Cbear2010-08-03 01:15:56 +0000 #6
Roy should fight in parachute pants, that would be awesome.

Sorta like a fat Sabu.

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