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Funniest Anti-UFC Article Ever?

HISTORY2011-02-17 19:26:15 +0000 #1
Okay, I was trying to get mad at the ten reasons why they listed Strikeforce is hotter than the UFC but I couldn't take it seriously and found myself laughing like shit throughout the article. Seemed like a massive troll attempt with the way it was written and pictures being put out:

bleacherreport.com/a...n-mixed-martial-arts
Ramsay2011-02-17 19:33:24 +0000 #2
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Well-liked and thoroughly connected in the industry, Coker also has many Hollywood connections and has appeared in films such as Dragon Fight, Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon and Surf Ninjas

Guys, Coker was in such films as Dragon fight, the last dragon and SURF NINJA'S, this guy should get an Oscar for just being in those three movies. I don't understand this author, is he seriously trying to use this as ammo as to why strikeforce is better then UFC, as if Coker's waitress roles in those movies brought any kind of exposure to strikeforce...next.

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4. Fighter Freedom

Strikeforce treats its fighters like professionals and respects their desire to be competitive.

Their heavyweight champion also has the freedom to defend the belt once in three years, while denying all serious competition a title shot.

This may be the downfall of the company. Sure its cool to see Overeem and Mousasi in K1 or Aoki coming over to strikeforce, but the fact is Coker seems to be in a company run by the fighters lately. They are walking all over him refusing whatever fights they want, and if they don't get their way they can get a paycheque in Japan. It is seriously watering down their product.

There's alot more to be said about this, but this should be a reason strikeforce is lightyears behind UFC.

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3. Coolness Factor

Let’s face it. Strikeforce is just cool.

Oh right, how could I forget people like "coolness" over better fighters and more fights every year. The fact that I see 100% more UFC/tapout shirts then strikeforce shirts, means that people just don't find strikeforce cool. If anything its cool to the people who aren't generally considered cool. Has anyone even seen a strikeforce shirt out there?

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2. Cung Le and a Premiere Fight Roster

The fact that he listed Cung Le ahead of people like Dan Henderson, Mousasi or even Babalu makes me think this guys trolling.

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Strikeforce knows that its fans are the lifeblood of the promotion. Fiercely loyal, deeply knowledgeable and true believers in the company, Strikeforce fans are true MMA enthusiasts.

When UFC is synonymous with MMA, how are strikeforce fans true believers in the company. I consider myself a strikeforce "fan" but that doesn't mean I think its better then UFC. This snippet is basically saying strikeforce's only fan are the ones who are on message boards, and I'd say 90% of those fans would chose UFC over strikeforce anyway.

I think I've been trolled.
HISTORY2011-02-17 20:10:09 +0000 #3
It had to be a big troll or just delusional attempt. I'll go with delusional since it's a credible website and I doubt they hire trolls like that...all the points sounded like something GST would say .

Mauro brings feasts to our ears? BULLSHIT haha. I'm Canadian and hate the guy.
GST2011-02-17 19:46:10 +0000 #4
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Originally Posted by HISTORY



It had to be a big troll or just delusional attempt. I'll go with delusional since it's a credible website and I doubt they hire trolls like that...all the points sounded like something GST would say .

Mauro brings feasts to our ears? BULLSHIT haha. I'm Canadian and hate the guy.

I only agree with 3 points of that article.

Mauro is a douche and one of the biggest reasons i cancelled TFN from my cable package.
RJ3162011-02-17 20:57:15 +0000 #5
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Originally Posted by GST



Mauro is a douche and one of the biggest reasons i cancelled TFN from my cable package.

Absolutely brutal listening to that guy, this is awesome however...

Video From YouTube:(link)

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