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Guru search is over - Title is being retired with Ilostmydog

Skinny2011-02-28 06:25:46 +0000 #1
Ilostmydog, what can I say, you were the guru of gurus. You took the position to such heights that no one can truly fill your shoes. Thus anything less would tarnish the title you so admirably bore. Therefore none shall replace you. You are the last MMA guru MMAFighting.net will ever know.

You were the last in a very short line. Tokyudo once offered but even he, jaded-uploading-fight-video-bastard he was, could only fail where you succeeded. Hopefully, somewhere you're reading a back issue of The Green Lantern right now, and maybe, just maybe you'll pause for a moment and think of posting a tibit about "Lion" Takeshi Inoue or Wakame Sensless. Maybe. If not, that's fine.



Gawd damn.... I hope Shammy, our resident porn guru, or Cbear, our resident rasslin' guru, never leave. I don't know if I could take another loss of a guru. So very rare they are.
bhorrrr2011-02-28 06:35:55 +0000 #2
don't worry guys. if my current unemployment rate sticks up and i keep using ALL of my time downloading/watching old fights and reading the play-by-play on random muay thai cards in france, then i'll get there.

oh god i hope someone hires me before i get there.
Iron Maiden2011-02-28 07:06:04 +0000 #3
I can be the golf guru of MMA Fighting.net.

That's one thing I almost certainly know more than anyone else here about.

Too bad nobody else on here gives a sh*t about golf!

Well except DK I should say.
Skinny2011-02-28 07:03:56 +0000 #4
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Originally Posted by bhorrrr

don't worry guys. if my current unemployment rate sticks up and i keep using ALL of my time downloading/watching old fights and reading the play-by-play on random muay thai cards in france, then i'll get there.

oh god i hope someone hires me before i get there.

LMFAO!!!

Yeah, it's sad to think that the smarter I notice you getting with regards to MMA trivia the worse off you will be. Life is a bitch.

Seriously, hope you find employment soon.
Skinny2011-02-28 07:06:15 +0000 #5
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden

I can be the golf guru of MMA Fighting.net.

That's one thing I almost certainly know more than anyone else here about.

Too bad nobody else on here gives a sh*t about golf!

Well except DK I should say.

I was thinking dhk when I seen DK. Nonetheless I'm sure dhk would love to hear you talk about "strokes" and "balls".
LuckyD2011-02-28 08:23:49 +0000 #6
Hiroyuki Abe never die!

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